After reading “The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up” by Marie Kondo, local mother of four boys, Janet Thurndon, 39, decided to get rid of all unnecessary furniture items in her home.
“She’s amazing,” her husband Trent says. “Serene can do anything, except turn the goddam lights off.”
In an age where women are filling boardrooms and executive offices across the world, one man wants his daughter to know, these days, women are free of limitation.
I WANTED TO GO TO SPACE AND TUNNEL UNDER L.A. BEFORE HE DID.
Servers representing all Mexican restaurants have released a joint statement warning any potential patrons that the plate they are about to set down is hot.
Daddy’s deuces never not on display, complains family.
Local stoner dad wakes up November 1st to find the Switch Witch pinched his pot candy.
It’s been four months and all she can say is “quesadilla.” This is what an extra $250 a month gets us? We could literally live in Honduras for less than that.
“There she was. On top of a river boat in the green bikini she used to wear when we first started dating. A crowd chanting for her to ‘whip ’em out.'”
This dad has some interesting thoughts one why women trail behind men in the workplace.
“Like many American dads, we spend some time after my day at work, in the backyard, just kicking around a baseball.”