9 Ways Babies Are Not Shake Weights

Number 12 will make your head spin

Staying fit is tough. As parents our minds are always being pulled in different directions and sometimes things that seem obvious can confuse us. So we put together these 9 simple ways to tell your baby apart from your Shake Weight to avoid any unnecessary trips to the hospital. I guess we just care more than the other family news sites. Watch above, or read below!


Babies are great at working your patience but do nothing for your grip strength.


Shake Weights cost $30. Babies are free!


Babies evolved from monkeys. Shake Weights evolved from laziness.


You can’t just drop a baby off at Goodwill when you’re sick of using it.


Babies take all of your love. Shake Weights take all of your dignity.


Nobody’s gonna care if you steal their Shake Weight.


When you’re angry, you should never take it out on your Shake Weight.


Shake Weights are born potty trained…

…and the birthing process is much easier.

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