Posts by The Nuclear Unit

Applebees Introduces Gimp Masks For Families With Loud Children

“We love the murmurs of little children. That’s why we’re testing the new policy. To try and keep the noise level to a murmur.”

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Costco a Circus Today

Costco Customer Appreciation Summer Circus events will be popping up to show customers how much Costco appreciates being the place people choose to shop for sacks of dry red beans, 100lbs at a time.

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