Posts by The Nuclear Unit
Applebees Introduces Gimp Masks For Families With Loud Children
“We love the murmurs of little children. That’s why we’re testing the new policy. To try and keep the noise level to a murmur.”
Couple Celebrates 27 Years of Complaining About Each Others’ Driving
“Every time Dianne takes the wheel it’s a thrill ride with a fifty-fifty shot of survival. And I’m the lucky man who gets to nag her about never checking her blind spot.”
Read More5 Reasons Bernie Sanders Wants Free College For Families [VIDEO]
Bernie Sanders wants your kids to go to college for free. Here are 5 reasons why. [VIDEO]
Read MoreAre We Really Still Arguing Over Abortion?
I remember 4 years ago when I was only 4, and I couldn’t even do the monkey bars yet, and Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were talking about abortion and I was like “This seems like a non-issue.”
Read MoreTHIS JUST IN: Your Family Perfect for Reality Show
Your dad is hysterical, when nobody’s around! Him in a house full of strange production crew members? He’s sure to turn that magic on in front of company for once!
Read MoreLocal Dad Straight Up Manhandles Dutch Braid
Martin Landers has joined a growing number of stay at home dads who are developing hairstylist skills while their wives are at work.
Read MoreNew Graco® Booster Comes Pre-Stuffed With Crunchy Happy Meal Fries
GRACO is excited to announce the Happy Booster – a convertible car seat that comes pre-filled with crunchy Happy Meal french fries.
Read MoreCostco a Circus Today
Costco Customer Appreciation Summer Circus events will be popping up to show customers how much Costco appreciates being the place people choose to shop for sacks of dry red beans, 100lbs at a time.
Read MoreFuck Off, Dad
This thing you got going on over your head that you think is so cute and silly? It’s stupid, Dad. And I’ve never respected you less.
Read MoreNewly Single Mom Plucks Nipples
After nursing her three adorable kids, her nipples aren’t what they were in high school. Nor should they be. Those were girl nipples and Juliana is a woman.
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