Posts by Drunk Dad

I Am Sick and Tired of Elon Musk Stealing All My Best Ideas

I WANTED TO GO TO SPACE AND TUNNEL UNDER L.A. BEFORE HE DID.

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While We’re Upgrading Every Bathroom to All Gender, Think We Can Add Changing Tables to What Used to Be the Mens Room?

My current modus operandi is just to change my shit-covered daughter on the table right there in the dining area.

Holy F*ck, When Did Monkey Bars Get So Hard?

I don’t know who decided to – or how they even did – increase the difficulty level of monkey bars, but holy fuck are those things hard.

This Service Horse Rides For Free, But I Gotta Pay Full Price for My Emotional Support Wife?

Your stupid horse rides for free. But my beautiful wife costs money like she’s some goddam piece of checked baggage or some shit.