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My Wish For America by A Conservative Dad

“We don’t need to pay teachers any more than they get. How much money does someone need to teach kids how great God and country is?”

MY WISH FOR AMERICA As a choice father of an intelligent, ethnically ambiguous, sapien – a sapien who identifies as

Baby or Shake Weight? Find out how YOU can always spot the difference.

This dad has some interesting thoughts one why women trail behind men in the workplace.

My current modus operandi is just to change my shit-covered daughter on the table right there in the dining area.

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Your stupid horse rides for free. But my beautiful wife costs money like she’s some goddam piece of checked baggage or some shit.