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My Wish For America by A Conservative Dad
“We don’t need to pay teachers any more than they get. How much money does someone need to teach kids how great God and country is?”
My Wish For America by Liberal Dad
MY WISH FOR AMERICA As a choice father of an intelligent, ethnically ambiguous, sapien – a sapien who identifies as a female and responds to the pronoun “she” – I am invested in the future of this country, this planet, the internet, the entertainment industry, politics, genetically modified foods, the workplace and everything else I…
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