My Wish For America by A Conservative Dad
“We don’t need to pay teachers any more than they get. How much money does someone need to teach kids how great God and country is?”
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My Wish For America by Liberal Dad
MY WISH FOR AMERICA As a choice father of an intelligent, ethnically ambiguous, sapien – a sapien who identifies as
9 Ways Babies Are Not Shake Weights
Baby or Shake Weight? Find out how YOU can always spot the difference.
THIS JUST IN: Your Family Perfect for Reality Show
Your dad is hysterical, when nobody’s around! Him in a house full of strange production crew members? He’s sure to turn that magic on in front of company for once!
VIDEO: Why I’ll Never Call My Daughter ‘Princess’
This dad has some interesting thoughts one why women trail behind men in the workplace.
While We’re Upgrading Every Bathroom to All Gender, Think We Can Add Changing Tables to What Used to Be the Mens Room?
My current modus operandi is just to change my shit-covered daughter on the table right there in the dining area.
This Service Horse Rides For Free, But I Gotta Pay Full Price for My Emotional Support Wife?
Your stupid horse rides for free. But my beautiful wife costs money like she’s some goddam piece of checked baggage or some shit.
