My Wish For America by A Conservative Dad
“We don’t need to pay teachers any more than they get. How much money does someone need to teach kids how great God and country is?”
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“We don’t need to pay teachers any more than they get. How much money does someone need to teach kids how great God and country is?”
MY WISH FOR AMERICA As a choice father of an intelligent, ethnically ambiguous, sapien – a sapien who identifies as
Baby or Shake Weight? Find out how YOU can always spot the difference.
“First off, you’re not even holding the soap. You’re holding Mom’s hips. If you want Mom to have a clean back, you need to actually touch her back.”
I remember 4 years ago when I was only 4, and I couldn’t even do the monkey bars yet, and Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were talking about abortion and I was like “This seems like a non-issue.”
Your dad is hysterical, when nobody’s around! Him in a house full of strange production crew members? He’s sure to turn that magic on in front of company for once!
This thing you got going on over your head that you think is so cute and silly? It’s stupid, Dad. And I’ve never respected you less.
I WANTED TO GO TO SPACE AND TUNNEL UNDER L.A. BEFORE HE DID.
My current modus operandi is just to change my shit-covered daughter on the table right there in the dining area.
My current modus operandi is just to change my shit-covered daughter on the table right there in the dining area.