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My Wish For America by A Conservative Dad

“We don’t need to pay teachers any more than they get. How much money does someone need to teach kids how great God and country is?”

My Wish For America by Liberal Dad

By The Nuclear Unit |

MY WISH FOR AMERICA As a choice father of an intelligent, ethnically ambiguous, sapien – a sapien who identifies as a female and responds to the pronoun “she” – I am invested in the future of this country, this planet, the internet, the entertainment industry, politics, genetically modified foods, the workplace and everything else I…

9 Ways Babies Are Not Shake Weights

By The Nuclear Unit |

Baby or Shake Weight? Find out how YOU can always spot the difference.

That’s Not the Best Way to Wash Mom’s Back, Dad

By Your Son |

“First off, you’re not even holding the soap. You’re holding Mom’s hips. If you want Mom to have a clean back, you need to actually touch her back.”

Are We Really Still Arguing Over Abortion?

By The Nuclear Unit |

I remember 4 years ago when I was only 4, and I couldn’t even do the monkey bars yet, and Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were talking about abortion and I was like “This seems like a non-issue.”

THIS JUST IN: Your Family Perfect for Reality Show

By The Nuclear Unit |

Your dad is hysterical, when nobody’s around! Him in a house full of strange production crew members? He’s sure to turn that magic on in front of company for once!