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Costco a Circus Today
Costco Customer Appreciation Summer Circus events will be popping up to show customers how much Costco appreciates being the place people choose to shop for sacks of dry red beans, 100lbs at a time.
Newly Single Mom Plucks Nipples
After nursing her three adorable kids, her nipples aren’t what they were in high school. Nor should they be. Those were girl nipples and Juliana is a woman.
Read MoreHands-Off Parents Raising Real Asshole
Darlene believes children are given too many rules and too much supervision.
Read MoreIn First Fathers Day Without Grandpa, Family Unsure Who Should Perform the Ranting About Mexicans
Stevman’s Honduran wife kicks him out of the running. Maybe Kevin will have his moment to shine?
Read MoreHigh-Powered Executive Mom Can Handle Anything, Except Turning the Lights Off When Leaving a Room
“She’s amazing,” her husband Trent says. “Serene can do anything, except turn the goddam lights off.”
Read MoreFeminist Dad Teaches Daughter She Too Can Be a Roofer
In an age where women are filling boardrooms and executive offices across the world, one man wants his daughter to know, these days, women are free of limitation.
Read MoreMexican Restaurant Servers Want Society to Know Plate is Hot
Servers representing all Mexican restaurants have released a joint statement warning any potential patrons that the plate they are about to set down is hot.
Read MoreLocal Dad Refuses to Close Bathroom Door
Daddy’s deuces never not on display, complains family.
Read MoreSwitch Witch Takes Wrong Candy
Local stoner dad wakes up November 1st to find the Switch Witch pinched his pot candy.
Read MoreToddler Enrolled in Spanish Emersion Preschool Can Only Say “Quesadilla”
It’s been four months and all she can say is “quesadilla.” This is what an extra $250 a month gets us? We could literally live in Honduras for less than that.
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