The invisible hand of the market responds! In lieu of gun control by our elected officials, Osh-Kosh will roll out Kiddie Kevlar® beginning this fall.
Genies in America are upset over the stereotypes used in the new live action rendition of Disney’s Aladdin. Blue face is hurtful, they say.
A whiny great grandson of some greasy Mick that came to the U.S., uninvited, to leech off our system, wants something done about all these fucking immigrants
In an effort to keep prices competitive, CVS has instituted an employment policy of one cashier per every three retail locations.
Trying to keep kids from cussing has been an empty tradition since the strange day certain words began carrying moral value.
“We love the murmurs of little children. That’s why we’re testing the new policy. To try and keep the noise level to a murmur.”
“Every time Dianne takes the wheel it’s a thrill ride with a fifty-fifty shot of survival. And I’m the lucky man who gets to nag her about never checking her blind spot.”
Martin Landers has joined a growing number of stay at home dads who are developing hairstylist skills while their wives are at work.
GRACO is excited to announce the Happy Booster – a convertible car seat that comes pre-filled with crunchy Happy Meal french fries.
Costco Customer Appreciation Summer Circus events will be popping up to show customers how much Costco appreciates being the place people choose to shop for sacks of dry red beans, 100lbs at a time.