Switch Witch Takes Wrong Candy
Local stoner dad wakes up November 1st to find the Switch Witch pinched his pot candy.
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Toddler Enrolled in Spanish Emersion Preschool Can Only Say “Quesadilla”
It’s been four months and all she can say is “quesadilla.” This is what an extra $250 a month gets us? We could literally live in Honduras for less than that.
Dad Unsure How to Bring Up Stumbling Upon Old Video of Wife on PornHub
“There she was. On top of a river boat in the green bikini she used to wear when we first started dating. A crowd chanting for her to ‘whip ’em out.'”
Brazilian Dad Teaches Son How to Kick a Baseball
“Like many American dads, we spend some time after my day at work, in the backyard, just kicking around a baseball.”
Tonight’s Sex Preempted by End of Netflix Documentary
“There’s nothing more important in a relationship than a strong, sexual appetite for one another. Unfortunately my appetite is gone. I look at her and all I see is a corn cob.”
Husband Can’t Stop Correcting Wife Even Though We All Just Want Story to Be Over
“They’re called a bounce house. Or I guess you could say moon bounce,” Dave corrected, reminding us all what hell must be like.
Nannies Drastically Undercutting the Stay-At-Home Mom Value of $162,000/year
“If stay-at-home parents were paid what they’re worth, it would be more than four times the amount you’d be comfortable paying a nanny.”
Sweat-Drenched Kids Excited to Learn Whole Neighborhood Will Cool Down if Front Door Left Open
“Dad told me to shut the door or we’d cool the whole neighborhood down,” Alex says. “I thought, ‘what a great idea!'”
Cleveland Dad Excited To Watch New and Improved Browns Blow It Again This Year
After going 1-31 in their last two regular seasons, the Cleveland Browns have made off-season moves that, on paper, make them look like real contenders, but in reality haven’t changed the fact that they still remain the Cleveland Browns.
Family Gives Up Dressers, Just Pull Clean Clothes From Giant Laundry Pile on Couch
After reading “The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up” by Marie Kondo, local mother of four boys, Janet Thurndon, 39, decided to get rid of all unnecessary furniture items in her home.