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Speech Impediment Not Preventing Child From Clearly Dropping F-Bombs
Trying to keep kids from cussing has been an empty tradition since the strange day certain words began carrying moral value.
Applebees Introduces Gimp Masks For Families With Loud Children
“We love the murmurs of little children. That’s why we’re testing the new policy. To try and keep the noise level to a murmur.”
Read MoreCouple Celebrates 27 Years of Complaining About Each Others’ Driving
“Every time Dianne takes the wheel it’s a thrill ride with a fifty-fifty shot of survival. And I’m the lucky man who gets to nag her about never checking her blind spot.”
Read MoreLocal Dad Straight Up Manhandles Dutch Braid
Martin Landers has joined a growing number of stay at home dads who are developing hairstylist skills while their wives are at work.
Read MoreNew Graco® Booster Comes Pre-Stuffed With Crunchy Happy Meal Fries
GRACO is excited to announce the Happy Booster – a convertible car seat that comes pre-filled with crunchy Happy Meal french fries.
Read MoreCostco a Circus Today
Costco Customer Appreciation Summer Circus events will be popping up to show customers how much Costco appreciates being the place people choose to shop for sacks of dry red beans, 100lbs at a time.
Read MoreNewly Single Mom Plucks Nipples
After nursing her three adorable kids, her nipples aren’t what they were in high school. Nor should they be. Those were girl nipples and Juliana is a woman.
Read MoreHands-Off Parents Raising Real Asshole
Darlene believes children are given too many rules and too much supervision.
Read MoreIn First Fathers Day Without Grandpa, Family Unsure Who Should Perform the Ranting About Mexicans
Stevman’s Honduran wife kicks him out of the running. Maybe Kevin will have his moment to shine?
Read MoreHigh-Powered Executive Mom Can Handle Anything, Except Turning the Lights Off When Leaving a Room
“She’s amazing,” her husband Trent says. “Serene can do anything, except turn the goddam lights off.”
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