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June 25, 2019 LATEST / NEWS

Local Dad Straight Up Manhandles Dutch Braid

Martin Landers has joined a growing number of stay at home dads who are developing hairstylist skills while their wives are at work.

June 12, 2019 EDITORIAL / LATEST

I Am Sick and Tired of Elon Musk Stealing All My Best Ideas

I WANTED TO GO TO SPACE AND TUNNEL UNDER L.A. BEFORE HE DID.

August 31, 2018 NEWS

Family Gives Up Dressers, Just Pull Clean Clothes From Giant Laundry Pile on Couch

After reading “The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up” by Marie Kondo, local mother of four boys, Janet Thurndon, 39, decided to get rid of all unnecessary furniture items in her home.

June 18, 2019 LATEST / NEWS

Hands-Off Parents Raising Real Asshole

Darlene believes children are given too many rules and too much supervision.

June 16, 2019 LATEST / NEWS

In First Fathers Day Without Grandpa, Family Unsure Who Should Perform the Ranting About Mexicans

Stevman’s Honduran wife kicks him out of the running. Maybe Kevin will have his moment to shine?

June 15, 2019 LATEST / NEWS

High-Powered Executive Mom Can Handle Anything, Except Turning the Lights Off When Leaving a Room

“She’s amazing,” her husband Trent says. “Serene can do anything, except turn the goddam lights off.”

June 13, 2019 LATEST / NEWS

Feminist Dad Teaches Daughter She Too Can Be a Roofer

In an age where women are filling boardrooms and executive offices across the world, one man wants his daughter to know, these days, women are free of limitation.

June 11, 2019 LATEST / NEWS

Mexican Restaurant Servers Want Society to Know Plate is Hot

Servers representing all Mexican restaurants have released a joint statement warning any potential patrons that the plate they are about to set down is hot.

June 10, 2019 LATEST / NEWS

Local Dad Refuses to Close Bathroom Door

Daddy’s deuces never not on display, complains family.

November 1, 2018 NEWS

Switch Witch Takes Wrong Candy

Local stoner dad wakes up November 1st to find the Switch Witch pinched his pot candy.

September 26, 2018 NEWS

Toddler Enrolled in Spanish Emersion Preschool Can Only Say “Quesadilla”

It’s been four months and all she can say is “quesadilla.” This is what an extra $250 a month gets us? We could literally live in Honduras for less than that.

September 12, 2018 NEWS

Dad Unsure How to Bring Up Stumbling Upon Old Video of Wife on PornHub

“There she was. On top of a river boat in the green bikini she used to wear when we first started dating.  A crowd chanting for her to ‘whip ’em out.'”

September 10, 2018 BLOG / VIDEO

VIDEO: Why I’ll Never Call My Daughter ‘Princess’

This dad has some interesting thoughts one why women trail behind men in the workplace.

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