“First off, you’re not even holding the soap. You’re holding Mom’s hips. If you want Mom to have a clean back, you need to actually touch her back.”
Read More“We love the murmurs of little children. That’s why we’re testing the new policy. To try and keep the noise level to a murmur.”
Read More“Every time Dianne takes the wheel it’s a thrill ride with a fifty-fifty shot of survival. And I’m the lucky man who gets to nag her about never checking her blind spot.”
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Read MoreI remember 4 years ago when I was only 4, and I couldn’t even do the monkey bars yet, and Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were talking about abortion and I was like “This seems like a non-issue.”
Read MoreMartin Landers has joined a growing number of stay at home dads who are developing hairstylist skills while their wives are at work.
Read MoreGRACO is excited to announce the Happy Booster – a convertible car seat that comes pre-filled with crunchy Happy Meal french fries.
Read MoreCostco Customer Appreciation Summer Circus events will be popping up to show customers how much Costco appreciates being the place people choose to shop for sacks of dry red beans, 100lbs at a time.
Read MoreThis thing you got going on over your head that you think is so cute and silly? It’s stupid, Dad. And I’ve never respected you less.
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