Are We Really Still Arguing Over Abortion?

By The Nuclear Unit

I remember 4 years ago when I was only 4, and I couldn’t even do the monkey bars yet, and Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were talking about abortion and I was like “This seems like a non-issue.”

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THIS JUST IN: Your Family Perfect for Reality Show

By The Nuclear Unit

Your dad is hysterical, when nobody’s around! Him in a house full of strange production crew members? He’s sure to turn that magic on in front of company for once!

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Local Dad Straight Up Manhandles Dutch Braid

By The Nuclear Unit

Martin Landers has joined a growing number of stay at home dads who are developing hairstylist skills while their wives are at work.

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New Graco® Booster Comes Pre-Stuffed With Crunchy Happy Meal Fries

By The Nuclear Unit

GRACO is excited to announce the Happy Booster – a convertible car seat that comes pre-filled with crunchy Happy Meal french fries.

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Costco a Circus Today

By The Nuclear Unit

Costco Customer Appreciation Summer Circus events will be popping up to show customers how much Costco appreciates being the place people choose to shop for sacks of dry red beans, 100lbs at a time.

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Fuck Off, Dad

By The Nuclear Unit

This thing you got going on over your head that you think is so cute and silly? It’s stupid, Dad. And I’ve never respected you less.

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Newly Single Mom Plucks Nipples

By The Nuclear Unit

After nursing her three adorable kids, her nipples aren’t what they were in high school. Nor should they be. Those were girl nipples and Juliana is a woman.

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Hands-Off Parents Raising Real Asshole

By The Nuclear Unit

Darlene believes children are given too many rules and too much supervision.

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In First Fathers Day Without Grandpa, Family Unsure Who Should Perform the Ranting About Mexicans

By The Nuclear Unit

Stevman’s Honduran wife kicks him out of the running. Maybe Kevin will have his moment to shine?

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High-Powered Executive Mom Can Handle Anything, Except Turning the Lights Off When Leaving a Room

By The Nuclear Unit

“She’s amazing,” her husband Trent says. “Serene can do anything, except turn the goddam lights off.”

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