Feminist Dad Teaches Daughter She Too Can Be a Roofer

By The Nuclear Unit

In an age where women are filling boardrooms and executive offices across the world, one man wants his daughter to know, these days, women are free of limitation.

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I Am Sick and Tired of Elon Musk Stealing All My Best Ideas

By Drunk Dad

I WANTED TO GO TO SPACE AND TUNNEL UNDER L.A. BEFORE HE DID.

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Mexican Restaurant Servers Want Society to Know Plate is Hot

By The Nuclear Unit

Servers representing all Mexican restaurants have released a joint statement warning any potential patrons that the plate they are about to set down is hot.

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Local Dad Refuses to Close Bathroom Door

By The Nuclear Unit

Daddy’s deuces never not on display, complains family.

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Switch Witch Takes Wrong Candy

By The Nuclear Unit

Local stoner dad wakes up November 1st to find the Switch Witch pinched his pot candy.

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Toddler Enrolled in Spanish Emersion Preschool Can Only Say “Quesadilla”

By The Nuclear Unit

It’s been four months and all she can say is “quesadilla.” This is what an extra $250 a month gets us? We could literally live in Honduras for less than that.

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Dad Unsure How to Bring Up Stumbling Upon Old Video of Wife on PornHub

By The Nuclear Unit

“There she was. On top of a river boat in the green bikini she used to wear when we first started dating.  A crowd chanting for her to ‘whip ’em out.'”

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VIDEO: Why I’ll Never Call My Daughter ‘Princess’

By The Nuclear Unit

This dad has some interesting thoughts one why women trail behind men in the workplace.

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Brazilian Dad Teaches Son How to Kick a Baseball

By The Nuclear Unit

“Like many American dads, we spend some time after my day at work, in the backyard, just kicking around a baseball.”

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Tonight’s Sex Preempted by End of Netflix Documentary

By The Nuclear Unit

“There’s nothing more important in a relationship than a strong, sexual appetite for one another. Unfortunately my appetite is gone. I look at her and all I see is a corn cob.”

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