Dad Unsure How to Bring Up Stumbling Upon Old Video of Wife on PornHub

By The Nuclear Unit

“There she was. On top of a river boat in the green bikini she used to wear when we first started dating.  A crowd chanting for her to ‘whip ’em out.'”

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VIDEO: Why I’ll Never Call My Daughter ‘Princess’

By The Nuclear Unit

This dad has some interesting thoughts one why women trail behind men in the workplace.

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Brazilian Dad Teaches Son How to Kick a Baseball

By The Nuclear Unit

“Like many American dads, we spend some time after my day at work, in the backyard, just kicking around a baseball.”

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Tonight’s Sex Preempted By End of Netflix Documentary

By The Nuclear Unit

“There’s nothing more important in a relationship than a strong, sexual appetite for one another. Unfortunately my appetite is gone. I look at her and all I see is a corn cob.”

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Husband Can’t Stop Correcting Wife Even Though We All Just Want Story to Be Over

By The Nuclear Unit

“They’re called a bounce house. Or I guess you could say moon bounce,” Dave corrected, reminding us all what hell must be like.

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Nannies Drastically Undercutting the Stay-At-Home Mom Value of $162,000/year

By The Nuclear Unit

“If stay-at-home parents were paid what they’re worth, it would be more than four times the amount you’d be comfortable paying a nanny.”

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Sweat-Drenched Kids Excited To Learn Entire Block Cools if Door Left Open

By The Nuclear Unit

“Dad told me to shut the door or we’d cool the whole neighborhood down,” Alex says. “I thought, ‘what a great idea!'”

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While We’re Upgrading Every Bathroom to All Gender, Think We Can Add Changing Tables to What Used to Be the Mens Room?

By Drunk Dad

My current modus operandi is just to change my shit-covered daughter on the table right there in the dining area.

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Cleveland Dad Excited To Watch New and Improved Browns Blow It Again This Year

By The Nuclear Unit

After going 1-31 in their last two regular seasons, the Cleveland Browns have made off-season moves that, on paper, make them look like real contenders, but in reality haven’t changed the fact that they still remain the Cleveland Browns.

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Family Gives Up Dressers, Just Pull Clean Clothes From Giant Laundry Pile on Couch

By The Nuclear Unit

After reading “The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up” by Marie Kondo, local mother of four boys, Janet Thurndon, 39, decided to get rid of all unnecessary furniture items in her home.

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