California Mom Judging You For Using Disposable Diapers

By The Nuclear Unit

Perpetual-drought state resident, and idealistic mother of a six month old boy, Jazzy Vermillion, 41, is judging you for using disposable diapers on your baby.

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Husband Did Dishes Last Night, So Tonight Wife’s Turn to Do Dishes, Laundry, Vacuum, Put Kids to Bed

By The Nuclear Unit

In an attempt to give the household responsibilities a more equitable distribution, full-time working parents Mike and Elaine Thompson have decided to divvy up the chores so they’re both contributing

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Weekend Dad Not Giving Up on Papa Johns

By The Nuclear Unit

2 years after an ugly divorce that left him renewing the lease on the two bedroom apartment he was hoping was temporary, divorcee and weekend dad Jenson Cargill, 39, says he’s not willing to give up on Papa John’s just yet. 

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Local Dad Unsure How to Respond to Son Pooping in Tub

By The Nuclear Unit

With his wife Tabby Lane, 29, gone on a rare girls night out, Dennis Lane, 31, was playing “sink the ducks” with his son in the tub when Jeremy, 13 months, paused to force out a messy, fibrous, shit. 

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Holy F*ck, When Did Monkey Bars Get So Hard?

By Drunk Dad

I don’t know who decided to – or how they even did – increase the difficulty level of monkey bars, but holy fuck are those things hard.

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I Wish My Parents Would Die So I Could Become Batman

By Your Son

I don’t want my parents to die just so I can host high school keg parties and blow their life insurance payouts on a Tesla and paintball. I want them to die so that I can become Batman.

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Star Stay-at-Home Mom Makes Long Awaited Decision on Which Multi-Level Marketing Scam to Commit To

By The Nuclear Unit

Melanie Thrush, 32, has finally made her long awaited decision on which multi-level-marketing scam to commit to.

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9 Year Old Stumbles Into Alt-Right Zone of Club Penguin Island

By The Nuclear Unit

“I never saw an all-white penguin before. I thought he was cool looking.”

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Retired San Francisco Grandparents Sell Modest 3 Bedroom Home, Buy Entire State of Wyoming

By The Nuclear Unit

After 36 happy years in the Pacific Heights neighborhood, Donald and Gretchen Sandoval have sold their San Francisco home to purchase the state of Wyoming. 

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Progressive Couple Concerned Son Exhibiting Straight Tendencies

By The Nuclear Unit

Owners of local vegan restaurant Kale ‘n Me Softly, Carl and Marianne  Sturgis-Hemmingway are growing increasingly concerned that their 12 year old son Kalin is exhibiting gender-normative tendencies.

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