Osh Kosh B’gosh Announces Line of Children’s Kevlar Clothing
The invisible hand of the market responds! In lieu of gun control by our elected officials, Osh-Kosh will roll out Kiddie Kevlar® beginning this fall.
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U.S. Genies Enraged Over Gratuitous Use of Blue Face in Disney’s Aladdin
Genies in America are upset over the stereotypes used in the new live action rendition of Disney’s Aladdin. Blue face is hurtful, they say.
Great Grandson of Fucking Immigrants Demands Something Be Done About Current Fucking Immigrants
A whiny great grandson of some greasy Mick that came to the U.S., uninvited, to leech off our system, wants something done about all these fucking immigrants
CVS Down To One Cashier For Every Three Locations
In an effort to keep prices competitive, CVS has instituted an employment policy of one cashier per every three retail locations.
The Monster On the Bed [FICTION]
Why even bother trying to get to know my victims? People do it with sex. We should do it with murder. It’s the same level of intimacy, being inside them…
My Wish For America by A Conservative Dad
“We don’t need to pay teachers any more than they get. How much money does someone need to teach kids how great God and country is?”
My Wish For America by Liberal Dad
MY WISH FOR AMERICA As a choice father of an intelligent, ethnically ambiguous, sapien – a sapien who identifies as
Speech Impediment Not Preventing Child From Clearly Dropping F-Bombs
Trying to keep kids from cussing has been an empty tradition since the strange day certain words began carrying moral value.
Conspiracy Theorist Dad Vindicated After Billionaire Caught in Sex Slave Ring
Mr. Logan’s been raving about billionaire sex rings for years. About how the rich and powerful trade in people. Oops! We forgot to listen.
9 Ways Babies Are Not Shake Weights
Baby or Shake Weight? Find out how YOU can always spot the difference.
The Nuclear Unit 