Posts Tagged ‘adam hammer’
The Monster On the Bed [FICTION]
Why even bother trying to get to know my victims? People do it with sex. We should do it with murder. It’s the same level of intimacy, being inside them…
My Wish For America by A Conservative Dad
“We don’t need to pay teachers any more than they get. How much money does someone need to teach kids how great God and country is?”
Read MoreMy Wish For America by Liberal Dad
MY WISH FOR AMERICA As a choice father of an intelligent, ethnically ambiguous, sapien – a sapien who identifies as a female and responds to the pronoun “she” – I am invested in the future of this country, this planet, the internet, the entertainment industry, politics, genetically modified foods, the workplace and everything else I…
Read MoreSpeech Impediment Not Preventing Child From Clearly Dropping F-Bombs
Trying to keep kids from cussing has been an empty tradition since the strange day certain words began carrying moral value.
Read MoreConspiracy Theorist Dad Vindicated After Billionaire Caught in Sex Slave Ring
Mr. Logan’s been raving about billionaire sex rings for years. About how the rich and powerful trade in people. Oops! We forgot to listen.
Read More9 Ways Babies Are Not Shake Weights
Baby or Shake Weight? Find out how YOU can always spot the difference.
Read MoreThat’s Not the Best Way to Wash Mom’s Back, Dad
“First off, you’re not even holding the soap. You’re holding Mom’s hips. If you want Mom to have a clean back, you need to actually touch her back.”
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