The invisible hand of the market responds! In lieu of gun control by our elected officials, Osh-Kosh will roll out Kiddie Kevlar® beginning this fall.
Genies in America are upset over the stereotypes used in the new live action rendition of Disney’s Aladdin. Blue face is hurtful, they say.
A whiny great grandson of some greasy Mick that came to the U.S., uninvited, to leech off our system, wants something done about all these fucking immigrants
In an effort to keep prices competitive, CVS has instituted an employment policy of one cashier per every three retail locations.
Why even bother trying to get to know my victims? People do it with sex. We should do it with murder. It’s the same level of intimacy, being inside them…
“We don’t need to pay teachers any more than they get. How much money does someone need to teach kids how great God and country is?”
MY WISH FOR AMERICA As a choice father of an intelligent, ethnically ambiguous, sapien – a sapien who identifies as
Trying to keep kids from cussing has been an empty tradition since the strange day certain words began carrying moral value.
Mr. Logan’s been raving about billionaire sex rings for years. About how the rich and powerful trade in people. Oops! We forgot to listen.
Baby or Shake Weight? Find out how YOU can always spot the difference.