Posts Tagged ‘dad’
Fuck Off, Dad
This thing you got going on over your head that you think is so cute and silly? It’s stupid, Dad. And I’ve never respected you less.
Hands-Off Parents Raising Real Asshole
Darlene believes children are given too many rules and too much supervision.
Read MoreFeminist Dad Teaches Daughter She Too Can Be a Roofer
In an age where women are filling boardrooms and executive offices across the world, one man wants his daughter to know, these days, women are free of limitation.
Read MoreLocal Dad Refuses to Close Bathroom Door
Daddy’s deuces never not on display, complains family.
Read MoreBrazilian Dad Teaches Son How to Kick a Baseball
“Like many American dads, we spend some time after my day at work, in the backyard, just kicking around a baseball.”
Read MoreCleveland Dad Excited To Watch New and Improved Browns Blow It Again This Year
After going 1-31 in their last two regular seasons, the Cleveland Browns have made off-season moves that, on paper, make them look like real contenders, but in reality haven’t changed the fact that they still remain the Cleveland Browns.
Read MoreLocal Dad Unsure How to Respond to Son Pooping in Tub
With his wife Tabby Lane, 29, gone on a rare girls night out, Dennis Lane, 31, was playing “sink the ducks” with his son in the tub when Jeremy, 13 months, paused to force out a messy, fibrous, shit.
Read MoreDad Secretly Enjoying Past 3 Days of Silent Treatment
After a minor disagreement over dirty dishes in the sink turned into a deep-cutting screaming match regarding parental responsibilities and familial contributions in general, Ken Graves, 37, has been given The Silent Treatment.
Read MoreDad Saves $1.83 After Waiting 45 Minutes In the Costco Gas Line
After what could’ve been roughly two relaxing episodes of The Ranch or some real quality time with his 4 year old daughter, local father of 3 Dean Schnatter was more than ecstatic after saving almost $2 in just under an hour
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