“We love the murmurs of little children. That’s why we’re testing the new policy. To try and keep the noise level to a murmur.”
“Every time Dianne takes the wheel it’s a thrill ride with a fifty-fifty shot of survival. And I’m the lucky man who gets to nag her about never checking her blind spot.”
Servers representing all Mexican restaurants have released a joint statement warning any potential patrons that the plate they are about to set down is hot.
2 years after an ugly divorce that left him renewing the lease on the two bedroom apartment he was hoping was temporary, divorcee and weekend dad Jenson Cargill, 39, says he’s not willing to give up on Papa John’s just yet.