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Applebees Introduces Gimp Masks For Families With Loud Children

“We love the murmurs of little children. That’s why we’re testing the new policy. To try and keep the noise level to a murmur.”

New Graco® Booster Comes Pre-Stuffed With Crunchy Happy Meal Fries

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GRACO is excited to announce the Happy Booster – a convertible car seat that comes pre-filled with crunchy Happy Meal french fries.

Toddler Enrolled in Spanish Emersion Preschool Can Only Say “Quesadilla”

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It’s been four months and all she can say is “quesadilla.” This is what an extra $250 a month gets us? We could literally live in Honduras for less than that.

Sweat-Drenched Kids Excited To Learn Entire Block Cools if Door Left Open

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“Dad told me to shut the door or we’d cool the whole neighborhood down,” Alex says. “I thought, ‘what a great idea!'”

Family Gives Up Dressers, Just Pull Clean Clothes From Giant Laundry Pile on Couch

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After reading “The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up” by Marie Kondo, local mother of four boys, Janet Thurndon, 39, decided to get rid of all unnecessary furniture items in her home.

Weekend Dad Not Giving Up on Papa Johns

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2 years after an ugly divorce that left him renewing the lease on the two bedroom apartment he was hoping was temporary, divorcee and weekend dad Jenson Cargill, 39, says he’s not willing to give up on Papa John’s just yet.