kids – The Nuclear Unit

Toddler Enrolled in Spanish Emersion Preschool Can Only Say “Quesadilla”

It’s been four months and all she can say is “quesadilla.” This is what an extra $250 a month gets us? We could literally live in Honduras for less than that.

Sweat-Drenched Kids Excited to Learn Whole Neighborhood Will Cool Down if Front Door Left Open

By The Nuclear Unit |

“Dad told me to shut the door or we’d cool the whole neighborhood down,” Alex says. “I thought, ‘what a great idea!'”

Family Gives Up Dressers, Just Pull Clean Clothes From Giant Laundry Pile on Couch

By The Nuclear Unit |

After reading “The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up” by Marie Kondo, local mother of four boys, Janet Thurndon, 39, decided to get rid of all unnecessary furniture items in her home.

Weekend Dad Not Giving Up on Papa Johns

By The Nuclear Unit |

2 years after an ugly divorce that left him renewing the lease on the two bedroom apartment he was hoping was temporary, divorcee and weekend dad Jenson Cargill, 39, says he’s not willing to give up on Papa John’s just yet.

Holy F*ck, When Did Monkey Bars Get So Hard?

By Drunk Dad |

I don’t know who decided to – or how they even did – increase the difficulty level of monkey bars, but holy fuck are those things hard.

9 Year Old Stumbles Into Alt-Right Zone of Club Penguin Island

By The Nuclear Unit |

“I never saw an all-white penguin before. I thought he was cool looking.”