Dad Unsure How to Bring Up Stumbling Upon Old Video of Wife on PornHub
“There she was. On top of a river boat in the green bikini she used to wear when we first started dating. A crowd chanting for her to ‘whip ’em out.'”
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Tonight’s Sex Preempted by End of Netflix Documentary
“There’s nothing more important in a relationship than a strong, sexual appetite for one another. Unfortunately my appetite is gone. I look at her and all I see is a corn cob.”